I feel so accomplished tonight, I seriously wrote and wrote. I finished my blogs on EDC, SCotland, PAX 2013, and tried to even do a little clean up, read my past posts and laughed my ass off. Why?
Yes I am the guy that can laugh at his own jokes. Pretty damn hilarious, I am also the person who thinks -ma f: at the end of a fucking command at the DOS prompt is funny because it turns the command into a fucking question in chinese!
I am ALSO NOT A DUDE BUT A WOMEN. I know, it keeps getting more and more awesome. I honestly just do not know how in the hell most people in this little fucked up world get along with out knowing me. I think I am hilarious. WARNING WARNING self braggart ahead:
I absolutely refuse to pack any more awesome into this package, in fact I doubt it can even be achieved, I mean.....lets be fair. I am intelligent, because I says so. I am beautiful because makeup says so. I am funny because I laugh at my own jokes. I am FUN because I go where the fun happens and if it isn't very fun I will make it so!! I am dark and twisted and best of all I am a bit of a elitist bastard just to keep it interesting.
ALSO, I am actually pretty damn compassionate and caring and understanding.
Oh I am loaded with imperfection too which if you ask me just makes me more interesting. :)
TEE HEE
Just kidding (or I am I?)
LOVE. RESPECT.
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